Job Titles

I am a Mommy. That means I'm a:

1. Sanitation supervisor
2. Chef
3. Nutritionist
4. Architect (specializing in LEGO structures)
5. Engineer (on a contract basis for the town of Sodor)
6. Hostage Negotiator (specializing in stuffed animal rescue)
7. Personal Shopper
8. Translator
9. Chauffeur
10. Child Advocate
11. Teacher
12. Nurse
13. Tour Guide
14. Event Planner
15. Judge
16. Mediator
17. Librarian
18. Race Car Driver
19. Secret Hideout Designer
20. Historian/Scientist
21. Dental Hygenist
22. Human Jungle-Gym
23. Professional Wrestler
25. Crayola Artist
26. Carpet Cleaner
27. Banker
28. Story-teller
29. Singer
30. Photographer
31. Stunt Woman
32. Referee
33. Hug Specialist
34. Cake Decorator
35. Lab Assistant