Why is the sky blue? Why does Daddy work? Why do I have to take a bath? Why is the moon out when it is daytime? Why do I have to sleep? Why is is Target called "Target"? Why don't you home-school me? Why can't Daniel come out to play? Why do they have a cross on our church? Why don't you have a penis? Why do you wear makeup? Why do you shave your legs? Why can't I have candy for breakfast? Why are your boobies squishy? Why can't I hit my brother? Why can't we go to England to see the castles? Why are there no more Pirates? Why can't I watch the news? Why do we need to go to the bank? Why is that man fat? Why can't I drink coffee? Why do you drink coffee? Why are you tired? Why don't you get enough sleep? Why do you need some Mommy alone time? Why do you say you are going crazy? Why do you wonder if I can stop talking for 2 minutes? Why are you calling Daddy to see when he'll be home? Why, why, why, why...?
Just another day in paradise for a Mommy of a five year old boy.
2 comments:
OMG that is way to funny my little Nathan is turning five in a couple of weeks and he is very in to asking my why. I can't wait until it is in full swing.LOL
Bethany
Yes... just wait! The "why" questions only get harder and harder to answer. :)
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